Pakistani Slim Shady

(WorldCup announcer): May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real test champ please stand up?
I repeat, will the real test champ please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a *pretty girl before
Jaws all on the floor like Mano and Salu just burst in the door
It’s the return of the…(Gul Panra) “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Rohail Hyatt said… nothing you idiots!
Rohail’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Trendy men love MM
*chigga chigga chigga* Momina fans, I’m sick of them
Look at them, browsing around liking her you-know-what
Stalking her instagram like you-know-who. “Yeah, but she’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of magnets in my heart fuse
But not what’s going on in your heads you goody two shoes
Sometimes, I wanna get on twitter and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Hamza Abbassi to rant on facebook
“Every-thing is on your tips, Every-thing is on your tips”
And if you’re lucky, they might just get KA torrent fixed
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what poondi is
Of course they gonna know what truck ulatna is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They watch geo tv, don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but animals..” Well, some of us are narcissistical
Who create drama just to make them look good
But if we can hype Justin’s tape and *dead animals
Then there’s no reason that a woman can’t wear a burkini top
But if you don’t feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Drop your phones, have a soul, sing the chorus and it goes
‘We’re the pindi boys, we’re the real pindi boys
All you other desi guys are just imitating
So won’t the real pindi boys please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

So, will the real Pindi boys please stand up?
Ride you bikes like the wind, with front tire up
Pinky yellow pent shart with swag cap on top
Throw your number in a mercedes to find true love
And be proud to be outta your place and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

‘We’re the pindi boys, yes we’re the real pindi boys
All you other desi guys are just imitating
So won’t the real pindi boys please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Pindi boy in all of us
let’s all stand up

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*Pretty girl= MM = Momina Mustehsan
*Dead animal = Haramber, the gorilla that got shot due to a careless mother

 

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